Top Terry Pratchett Caturday Quotes

Favourite quotes

Just a few of my favourite cat-related quotes from my favourite author. The late, great Sir Terry Pratchett.

The cat wonderfully posing in the pictures is Sam.

Sam actually lived 10 houses down from us. But decided to move in with his brother.

We eventually found out where he lived.

He moved back home, whilst his brother stayed with us.

Honorable Mentions

The Assassin moved quietly from roof to roof until he was well away from the excitement around the Watch House. His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.

It’s an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family effort goes into selecting one at the start (“She looks like a Winnifred to me”), and then as the years roll by it suddenly finds itself being called Meepo or Ratbag.

I hate cats.” Death’s face became a little stiffer, if that were possible. The blue glow in his eye sockets flickered red for an instant. “I SEE,” he said. The tone suggested that death was too good for cat haters.